Insurance for Immortal Souls.
You insure your home, your car, your guns and your health, against ill-fortune and wickedness, but what can you do for the most important gift you own,
Your Immortal American Soul
In these End times, and the Return of the King of Kings, when people need the strong Spiritual guarantees of our love for our Lord, we certify the Souls of his beloved children, and offer a market of digital certificates to prove that the ever Holy Jesus is REAL!
Buy all the Hopes, Wishes, Blessings, Thoughts & Prayers you will ever be able to use, or as gifts for those you love!
Let's see who's still calling us Dumbfuckistani's when the Rapture comes! Heathen planet loving scum!