Raptor Insurance

Raptor Insurance

Regular price $3.50 Sale

If you get killed by an aggressive Raptor
(any type - Truck, Plane, Dinosaur)
collect $15 Million worth of Thoughts & Prayers!

This week only, buy Raptor Insurance, get Rapture Insurance Free!

That’s $35 Million in Spiritual Value, for about tree fidy.*


                     *at today's exchange rate, roughly $3.50

*We will send you literally nothing.