Sit Next To The President In Heaven
“President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him.
He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000.
He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect.
He is brilliant with a great sense of humor … and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible.”
When our Great President Trump goes to Heaven and begins his eternal term as an Angelic Angel of the Heavenly Host, you will be seated on his left.
The right side is reserved for Jesus.
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Sit next to the literal oranges of the word Stable Genius, for ever!
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